OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING
that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though
Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.
Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.
Did you ever wonder what your purpose in life is?
Bob’s Burgers: 1.01All right, listen.You’re my children and I love you. But you are all terrible at what you do here, and I feel like I should tell you… I’d fire all of you if I could.
Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.
I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.